Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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