Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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