So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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