Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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