so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
