ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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