i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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