Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
