No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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