Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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