That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you will always have a special place in my vag
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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