i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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