thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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