Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
