You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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