I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
