Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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