Fuck appropriateness.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just gift wrapped bread.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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