So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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