My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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