Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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