oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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