How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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