either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am available for nakedness
Randomize
