This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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