they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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