Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I need to calm my uterus...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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