I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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