So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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