would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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