Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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