I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
When are your genitals available?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
