these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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