How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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