You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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