so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
