My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
