what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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