butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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