Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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