I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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