Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
But theres a keg here and me gusta
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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