I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
only you would photoshop your dick
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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