I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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