Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
