I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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