is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I love you. Go after that dick
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