love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
babies were throwing up all over the place
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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