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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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