Can Purell be used as lube?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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